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Waiting for About:Blank
About:Blank is the address in many browsers for a navigation placeholder page. It is normally 100% blank, as the name would suggest. However, some browsers may have some features to assist users in navigation, such as the “You’ve opened a new tab!” page.
At any rate, you shouldn’t have to wait for a “blank” page, and it definitely should not take over 30 seconds to come up, which is exactly what happened here.
This is definitely not the first or last time you’ll see this sort of glitch, but that still doesn’t make it any less funny. Of course, it does make you wonder how on earth computers calculate the time remaining for tasks…
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No…I have no idea what the computer is talking about either…